Haiku Friday

a family of two,
foxes outside my office,
hope the geese run fast

Little Foxes

Dear Fox outside my window,

Thanks for coming by and sunbathing by my window today. I feel as if I don't see you as often as I'd like.

I was honestly having a bit of a resentment toward you since I'm pretty sure you want to want to eat the geese that come by and visit too. I understand that its a matter of natural selection; however, I would be none to pleased to witness it at work.

Later you got up and began to cute fox like things like scratch your back.

I did not appreciate the mocking faces you made at me.

I am at work you see and do not have the opportunity to sunbathe outside and scratch whenever possible is not an option for me.

Fox, you mock me and I find it unfair.

For your unfair mocking I have decided to name you Sonny Crockett, I find it the only fair and reasonable course of action to take. You are Sonny Crockett. Stop mocking me Sonny, puh puh, I spit in your general direction.

Like all relationships, things change. I did not realize that you were a single mom just trying to raise a lil' fox of your own in these hardcore Silver Spring streets.

Empathy.

I shall remove the moniker of Sonny Crockett, and dub the Estelle Getty our little friend here on the left is naturally Bea Arthur.

Like all Golden Girls, thank you. Thank you for being a friend. Down my window sill and back again. You may be mangy, but you're a pal and a confidant.

However, just a friendly reminder, stay away from the effing geese.

<3,

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