Christmass List

Dear Santa,

Its been a few years since I have written you; however, I feel the time has come to request your audience, be selfish and request stuff.

You will notice upon visiting the house this year that there will be a lack of a tree, please do not be alarmed, I was more concerned with getting the bathroom downstairs finished. Feel free to 'break it in' in lieu of cookies and milk. You can't do anything worse than anyone else (MS) has done in a bathroom here - he he.

My Christmass List,
- by 'Me'

1) I would like a nice girl between the ages of 24 and 37 she would...
be able to program perl or python in her sleep
be well read
paint or write (is it too much to ask for both?)
wear really cool glasses (or not)
train in Krav Maga or an alike particularly obtuse and very brutal martial art
get her nails done
look great in make up, but not feel the need wear it (for anyone but herself)
be a raven haired brunette or deep auburn redhead
have piercing blue or deep brown eyes
have at minimum a couple tattoos; however, none that suck
be secretive 'just enough' to keep me guessing; however, have no fear of communication
not do drugs and think that drugs basically suck ass
not play games, unless, like in a fortune cookie, they be, 'in bed'
be sensitive enough to cry and stable enough to not cry at everything
believe in monogamy and even practice it
have an IQ greater than 125
believe in me when I can't
be responsible for her actions both bad and good
be a cat lover
have a license and not be afraid to use it
be a great cuddler
like getting up early every once in a while on a Saturday
love sleeping in late on a Sunday ;)
accept that my ridiculous use of punctuation be a necessary evil for the flow of my writing style; but, still call me on my abuse of anything an English teacher has ever instructed ... meh
avidly recycle and even be a closet tree hugger
be taller than the average bear
have an opinion and not be afraid to use it!
be a strong woman
fight for what she believes in
have flaws and defects.

Santa if you can't find all of that stuff, its ok, maybe she can just love me for me and accept me as I am, but, she does have to love my cats too.

2) I would also like a Wii with a Wii fit and a game or 2.

Thanks Santa, you kick total North Pole Ass!

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