Damn, Book meme messing with my haiku

Book Meme ... (thanks Leah, I think)

1) Grab the nearest book.
2) Open it to page 56.
3) Find the fifth sentence.
4) Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5) Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

Okey dokey, here we go...

Grabbing the closest book ….
Opens to page 56 …
Reads the longest run-on sentence in the world …
Combined with screen shots this is bad …
There is no fifth sentence.
I’ll read till I hit one …

Ok, here we go ..

“Proceeding through this page starts the pre-requisite checker in the background and the results page appears (see Figure 2-7).”
-Essential Microsoft Operations Manager, Chris Fox, O’Reilly, 2006