Fat F**k Versus Himself pt 1.

The 'Divorce Diet' a.k.a. the 'Frozen and Freeze Dried Diet' is an amazing diet ... for a few weeks. In March/April I lost like 15 lbs, my pants required a belt, I felt waif-ish (I don't use mirrors, its an advantage from having no hair).

I swung by globo gym hoping they would tell me that I was no longer a member much to my dismay I was still a member in good standing, SHIT!

The goal is to begin with loosing 30lbs, I'd like to do 50, but, lets start with 30 and see where it goes. I'm giving myself till my late October, that way If I do develop an eating disorder it wont be too extreme.

The large problem with all this is that I really don't have any accountability to myself for this. I'm looking for words of discouragement. For example, When seeing me @ Starbucks be sure to say something like "Hey Fat Fuck, was that enough sugar and half and half?" If seeing me at the grocery store try something like "Jesus 'tons of fun' that fruit sure looks like ice cream. Let me replace it with something not frozen." If walking behind me the occasional "Boom -ba -ba" in tune with my little pork pied steps.

To ensure I inflict the most damage points on my psyche I have also subscribed to many popular mens magazines so I too can try to achieve airbrushed abs and perfect skin. Yeah, right.

I'm going to take half assed look this afternoon and what the latest 'post-apocalyptic macrobiotic Hollywood' diet is, decide that that the food shopping involved would be too much.

Later I'll resent myself for not buying kettle bells while shoe shopping so I too can look like Jason Statham.

Fact: I am 251 lbs. on June 15th. I am 60 lbs heavier than I was when returning from basic.

Theory: I wont be getting 'smoked' multiple times per day; but, my goal is only 1/2 way there. With a little motivation and a lot of work I can get rid of the weight and STFU about how 'fat I am'.

Execution: Shit are you kidding me ... Why do you think I'm putting this out on the interwebs, I need some motivation.

Motivation:





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